The obligatory fan piece that most websites have up on their pages as the coup de grace of their "writing skills". Me? I'm embarrassed, really. Is this what I'm doing with my time? Geez. I am obsessed. All right.

I've done a lot of these: that's the scary part.

1) You buy a bandanna to wear on your head when you're angry.

2) 10 hours and several store hops later you finally find a pure black one because nothing else will do.

3) You wrap a green t-shirt around your middle as a haramaki.

4) You sew your own haramaki.

5) You spend days tracking down an authentic (Japanese) green striped haramaki on the internet.

6) You buy 3 gold clip on earrings to wear.

7) You get your ears pierced three times.

8) ...just the left side.

9) You've tried grog only because it's something Zoro has drunk.

10) ...and ale.

11) You cave in and buy something from eBay with him on it.

12) You spend more than $100 on eBay on Zoro stuff.

13) You spend $100+ on one Zoro item on eBay.

14) You know the names of his swords.

15) ...even the new one.

16) You've dressed as Tashigi for cosplay.

17) ...Mihawk.

18) ...Zoro himself.

19) +10 points: and you're a girl.

20) You own at least one Zoro figure or plushie.

21) They reside next to your bed (or other place of honor).

22) There are too many and they now resemble a shrine of sorts.

23) You have a pet and have named it something Zoro-like.

24) You have two pets and they're named Mihawk and Zoro.

25) You've dyed their hair green and/or dressed them up.

26) You own three customized plastic katana.

27) ...four, if you count the hilt of the one you severed the blade from.

28) You have written copious amounts of fan fiction.

29) ...drawn a lot of fan art?

30) Your favorite epithet (in real life) is now 'teme'!

31) You've considered legally changing your name (first or last).

32) First and last.

33) You bought a life sized ball joint doll to make as realistic a 'Zoro' as you could.

34) ...considering a Real Doll, are we? ($6,000 price range.  +100 points.)

35) You bought an aquarium for the sole purpose of putting marimo in it.

36) You make a fan site and devote more than 2 hours to it each and every day.

37) You bothered to read this all the way through. <3

38) ...and laughed in agreement most of the time.