Hello.
I am the Secret Lobster, not so secret as I used to be...but secret enough. I am supreme ruler to everything!
So there!
I know the ways of the wind, rain and sun...thanks to the Lobster weather service. All must buy my Lobster-Patented items from suitable reputable and non-reputable retailers, to assist you in your day to day lives and help you survive attacks from the deadly Shadukha, the Trog Monster or even the killer Garden Gnome!!
I wish you all the best of this year and the next, as long as you don't try to cook me.
All the best from me, the Secret Lobster a.k.a. Richard.
Disclaimer: Lobster-patented products may fail and not protect you from harm from Gnomes or any other creature. We do not take any responsibility for any injury, transformation or anything else nasty that might happen. Have fun!
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I am the baker of the cookies!!
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Been thinking about some new stuff I might write and I might go over some of the old stuff, like the How to Cook... & Gonk collections and write new work for them, or in the case of Gonk, remake and improve.
I think I might first write a new How NOT to cook the Secret Lobster...just to make sure everyone remembers... [looks at Shads]. :p
Also in the pipeline, a new World of Warcraft review/article and a new short story series, involving a new, sweet character (not a gnome, so you can all breath a sigh of relief).
I fact I think I will reread alot of the work I have done on here, maybe retry my hand at the Theme Challenge and redo some stuff to get my eye in again.
To peace! Best wishes! Many happy returns! Blah, blah, blah...
THE Secret Lobster
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