Alice has eight piercings:
    four dotting the left ear,
    three on the right, and
    one passing through a nostril.
Alice loves bungee-jumping
   but is afraid of water.
Alice prefers Berlioz
   to Nirvana.
      and she doesn’t like her music too loud.
Alice has a boyfriend older than she.
Alice used to wonder if she was gay.
Alice used to dislike girls when she was young.
Alice does not have a best friend.
Alice hates cats.
Alice’s favourite colour is green.
Alice dyes her blond hair red.
Alice finds black lipstick silly.
Alice likes parties, and
   she also likes to be alone.
Alice will smoke pot,
   but not cigarettes.
Alice likes to make informed decisions.
Alice can use “hegemony” in a sentence
   without sounding as though she’s trying to impress you.
Alice does not buy products made by
   Coca-Cola or Kraft.
Alice fears that one day she will become too cynical to care about being cynical.
     Maybe then she would eat meat again,
        even though she likes the taste of soy burgers.
Alice thinks alternative newspapers are bullshit.
Alice still reads comic books.
Alice’s parents are divorced,
   but she doesn’t care.
Alice was once overweight.
     One eating disorder and several therapists later,
     she grew out of it.

Alice looks happy,
   most of the time.

You would probably like Alice.
Alice would be pleased to know it.